I would say this is the quote of the day, but it is likely the quote of the year, considering how often I update this thing.
Me: So what is your favorite kind of cheese?
B: Well, I don't know if I have a favorite but here's one: "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" Oh, and there's always "If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses you would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world..."
Me: I was actually thinking about real cheese. Like, your favorite kind to eat. I like gruyere.
B: Wow. Fail.
